1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,439 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:37,880 Oh, okay, yeah, thank you. Who are you? Welcome. I am Yenbul. I believe my friend Leosin said to look for me. 3 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,560 We're hunting down that amulet of wonder. Any, any leads? 4 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,960 It's not the best news I could give you because it is with 5 00:00:45,719 --> 00:00:52,159 Shangalar. Oh, that is real crappy. The Lich, whose undead army has overtaken the city and- Well, this means two birds one stone. 6 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:56,719 Well, that's true. We help your city and we get the amulet back. 7 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:02,119 I have a friend or a man I know, Mannix Fallenleaf. He knows where there's a portal 8 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:07,239 leading to this flying fortress. I can get you to 9 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:12,200 the next city. It must move quickly though. And you exit 10 00:01:12,719 --> 00:01:17,680 further from where a massive wall has been erected and 11 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:25,200 you see just swarms of undead crashing into and climbing up over. 12 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,600 Mannix leads you through 13 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:35,439 the streets of this town that he referred to as Keltar. And inside there are runes on 14 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:40,200 the wall. The runes begin to glow as he runs his hand along them. 15 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:47,320 He says, when you are ready, we shall step through. You look up and beyond the clouds as they begin to part you see a 16 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,200 massive 17 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:57,359 pyramid floating high in the sky above the mountains. Is this like the one that you crashed? 18 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,040 Hers was more of a castle. 19 00:02:00,359 --> 00:02:02,359 Much smaller. 20 00:02:02,359 --> 00:02:04,359 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 21 00:02:04,359 --> 00:02:11,199 We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More. And with me today is Amy More. 22 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,599 Yeah, I'm here. I'm here for you listeners. 23 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:19,920 Not for you, Russ. For you listeners. Yeah, no one's here. And I play Thea Amistacio. 24 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:28,960 And Tom Laird. Yeah, I'm here and I'm here for all of you, but not Russ. And I play FlintFirebeard. 25 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:38,520 And Carla Maxed. I am also here for everyone in the whole world except 26 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,760 No, just for everybody even Russ. Thank you. And I play 27 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:48,000 Yen Bull Nury. Yes, Yen Bull. Welcome Yen Bull. 28 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:54,800 New character. Very exciting. First time getting to introduce her in the intro. That's exciting. 29 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,479 It's very good. You guys didn't even know her last name. No idea. 30 00:02:57,759 --> 00:02:59,759 Thea doesn't ask about last names. 31 00:03:01,199 --> 00:03:03,199 Why would you? What are you gonna ID me? 32 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,319 Where we are concerned about last names is over on Patreon. 33 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:12,199 That's weird. That is weird. And also your social insurance number, please. 34 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:17,080 Yeah, credit card number and the little one on the back, the little three-digit. 35 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,600 Spirey date too. 36 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:25,880 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 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Let's play D&D. 55 00:04:51,759 --> 00:05:02,000 We see or hear rather a figure quickly scurrying down a stone hallway. 56 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:10,160 We see the point of view from this creature and we know it's a creature because it's very low to the ground. 57 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,360 We hear heavy footsteps 58 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:23,520 stomping behind further down the hall. The point of view looks behind and doesn't see anything and quickly flies up 59 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:30,320 into this dimly torch lit hallway. Stone all around. Cobwebs all around. 60 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:35,519 And we see a small alcove off to the side. 61 00:05:37,199 --> 00:05:43,120 This creature zips in to this alcove and it goes deep into the wall. 62 00:05:45,319 --> 00:05:50,959 It's heavy breathing that kind of echoes soft and light but it echoes 63 00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:53,439 loud in the ears of this creature. 64 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,600 Those footsteps that we heard previously 65 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:02,920 walk past this spot. Loud and there's grumbling. 66 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,040 And we pan out and we see Donnie 67 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:17,560 curled up inside of this labyrinth. This tunnel. This maze that he is in. 68 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,560 And we flash back to Flint, 69 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,560 Thea, Yen Bull, and Mannix at the base of the mountain 70 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,600 overlooking the fortress before them. 71 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:33,560 Thea immediately sinks to the ground and like starts touching all the foliage and stuff and just kind of 72 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,360 really getting her nature on. 73 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,160 She didn't quite realize how much she missed 74 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,720 the nature of this creature. 75 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:46,520 It's a real deserty country too, so this is the only place you're going to get that lushness. 76 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,240 Yen Bull is going to 77 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:56,120 not like disappear into the forest or anything, but she's going to start looking 78 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:57,960 for some kind of 79 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,720 some kind of 80 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,720 some kind of 81 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,720 some kind of 82 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,720 some kind of 83 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,720 some kind of 84 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:12,360 Not like disappear into the forest or anything, but she's going to start looking for 85 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:18,360 signs to see if those friends that she mentioned might be anywhere near her. 86 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,680 Okay. 87 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:26,440 What kind of signs is she looking for? You know, do this, don't do that. Friends this way. 88 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,240 Can't you read the sign, Amy? 89 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,560 Uh 90 00:07:37,079 --> 00:07:45,800 So because they are there's like various groups of these sort of wandering warrior groups, they 91 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,920 leave signs in the trees for one another like 92 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:56,600 specific ways of breaking branches like things that no one else would notice unless you knew to look for them. 93 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,920 Like the hobo signs of the woods. 94 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:01,160 Okay, cool. 95 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,880 So I'm looking you're looking for that. Okay, roll me 96 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,680 a d20. 97 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,680 Odds you find it 98 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,680 evens you don't. 99 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 It's a 19. 100 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,120 Okay, so you find something. What do you find? 101 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 In a specific tree 102 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:25,320 a specific type of tree that is sort of rare only found 103 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,000 um 104 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,719 in the marching mountains right near the crook of kind of where uh 105 00:08:32,759 --> 00:08:34,759 branch meets the tree trunk 106 00:08:35,319 --> 00:08:37,319 there is a little uh 107 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:41,080 slice and some like a knife marks there 108 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:45,480 um, just indicating that that they have been there. 109 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:51,240 Um, I can tell how old they are based on like 110 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,879 how dried out and like 111 00:08:54,519 --> 00:08:57,639 the old they are. Okay, basically. Um 112 00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:05,320 Russ hates everything that's happening right now. Uh, they are 113 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,080 a day old. 114 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,480 A day old. 115 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,919 Okay 116 00:09:14,919 --> 00:09:16,919 that is 117 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,399 probably 118 00:09:19,399 --> 00:09:21,159 too far 119 00:09:21,159 --> 00:09:23,240 if well, I guess I should ask my friends. 120 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,960 What is our plan for 121 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:31,159 attack? Are we going to I have friends who are 122 00:09:32,519 --> 00:09:33,639 are 123 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,240 great fighters. 124 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,439 I do not know if they would help us. They are 125 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:42,039 at least one day away. 126 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:49,720 Well, not on any kind of specific timeline. Um, it kind of sounds like calum port 127 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,720 has 128 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:57,879 fallen. If we stop Shangalar, the undead army will disperse. 129 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,600 I want to find my friends, but I want 130 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,720 I want to save calum port. It is 131 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,800 the greatest most ancient city in the world and it cannot 132 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,240 fall in such a 133 00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:16,519 disgusting way. Our best chance of defeating him 134 00:10:17,079 --> 00:10:19,960 would probably be with the help of your friends. 135 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:24,279 Mannix, what do you know of Shangalar? Is he 136 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,259 surrounded by 137 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,919 many many others or or 138 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,240 by himself? 139 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:37,000 Mannix looks up at the floating fortress in the sky 140 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,679 and says 141 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:42,679 there are many levels 142 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,480 to this fortress 143 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,879 and 144 00:10:47,879 --> 00:10:50,840 Shangalar does not travel alone. 145 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:57,800 I fear we will need to fight through many in order to get to him. 146 00:11:00,519 --> 00:11:02,759 So all the friends we can get are a good thing. 147 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:09,000 Be it a day away or not, I think we stand the best chance. 148 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,279 Well, then 149 00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:14,279 let us go this way. 150 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:20,519 I pick up the daisy chain that I had been making and I set it on Flynn's head and I follow Yen Bull. 151 00:11:24,279 --> 00:11:29,399 The group gathers their things and begins heading off following the tracks that Yen Bull has found. 152 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,000 How much do you know 153 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,199 about 154 00:11:34,199 --> 00:11:35,480 the history 155 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,480 of Calum Shan? 156 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,679 Oh my goodness. 157 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:44,840 Um, I think we only just really figured out that Calum Shan was over here in a place that we needed to go 158 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,440 two days ago. 159 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,560 Well, I mean, Leosen told us a little bit about some 160 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,360 genies 161 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,360 that battled. 162 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,040 Yes, many 163 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,040 long ago many battles with genies. 164 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,400 More recently 165 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,120 there was a a glorious revolution and there were 166 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:13,320 uh many slaves who escaped and overthrew their oppressors and and my friends the Janissar, 167 00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:15,639 many of them 168 00:12:15,639 --> 00:12:18,200 are the children of those escaped slaves and they 169 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,320 they now 170 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:24,679 live in isolation and 171 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 fight and train 172 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,320 in case another 173 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,560 need arises. 174 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,120 And on one of my adventures I 175 00:12:34,519 --> 00:12:38,120 came to this place and spent time with them. 176 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,320 And you think they might be willing to help us? 177 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 They do not stand for evil. 178 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,879 So I I think they will want to help. 179 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,560 All right. 180 00:12:54,279 --> 00:13:00,840 They can be elusive though many many people here never have even 181 00:13:01,799 --> 00:13:03,799 seen a Janissar. 182 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,080 Count me in with those people. 183 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:17,639 You travel through the forest of Myrrh. 184 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 M-I-R. 185 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:24,600 Um following Yen Bull who is following 186 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,840 more of these signs. Yen Bull make a survival check. 187 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,960 Okie dokie. 188 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:41,240 Well, that was a one. 189 00:13:44,279 --> 00:13:46,039 Plus? 190 00:13:46,039 --> 00:13:48,039 Three. 191 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:50,360 Nice. 192 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,159 Yes. 193 00:13:51,159 --> 00:13:52,279 Um 194 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,279 I'm distracted by my new friends. 195 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 You travel for 196 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,360 going off your confidence of the the marks. 197 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,200 Um, I assume that you would have followed them for a good while. 198 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:08,360 Um, you travel for about four or five hours into the forest. 199 00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:11,879 Uh when you 200 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,800 the path you are following 201 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:21,720 you you lose it's not that it disappears, but you you lose your your tracking of it. 202 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,200 Yen Bull why have we stopped? 203 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:37,240 The marks in the trees they are gone. They are not I cannot find anymore. I'm I'm not sure 204 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,680 which way they have gone. 205 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,480 Oh 206 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,640 should we go back 207 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 the way we came? 208 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,440 I am going to cast locate creature. 209 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,600 Okay, what are you trying to locate? 210 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,680 I am trying to locate 211 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,240 um this group of 212 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 people whose name I already forgot 213 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:13,720 from my own thing that I made happen. Janissar. Thank you Janissar. Um 214 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:20,920 the spell can locate a specific creature known to you or the nearest creature of a specific kind 215 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,640 so long as you have seen such a creature up close. 216 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:29,799 Okay, so what type of creature is this? I guess it depends how generous you want to be. It does say human. 217 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,679 I mean I can't find a human. Okay, um, but if 218 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,639 I can also maybe they are like 219 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,600 give off some specific vibes. 220 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:41,559 Yeah, one of them doesn't shower very often. 221 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:49,080 Okay, well as long as you can find rather than just like a monster creature. Yeah, no, no, sorry, uh 222 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:53,399 a creature of a specific kind such as a human or a unicorn so long as I have 223 00:15:53,720 --> 00:16:00,679 such as a human or a unicorn. You know, either or. Or both. The two standard types of creatures. Sure, that you want to track down 224 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,519 those would be the only kinds of creatures I would want to track down. Cool. Okay. 225 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,720 Um, so what do you got to what do you got to do for that? 226 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:12,840 So I pull out a little bit of fur from a blood hound and close my eyes 227 00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:15,399 and just think real hard. 228 00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:21,559 A roll? No, just does it. I don't think so. One action. 229 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,520 All right. Components, concentration. 230 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,880 No, I think it just 231 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,200 happens. 232 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:34,280 Um, uh, you'll sense the direction of the creature's location. 233 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,280 Um, if the creature is moving, you know the direction of its movement. 234 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:46,440 Can't locate a creature of running water at least 10 feet wide blocks of path between us. 235 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,360 You didn't have to give him all the information. He'll be like, oh they went over a river. 236 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,720 I mean, it's a very big river. They're on a fjord. 237 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:59,880 Uh, yeah, there's no no river on this side that you're on here. Um, that's fine. 238 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,960 You definitely get a sense. Your your bloodhound dog hairs tingle. 239 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,920 And uh, 240 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:14,200 maybe you tell me what you do now that you you sense a direction or location of 241 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,600 this person. 242 00:17:16,679 --> 00:17:18,679 Come come this way. I have found them 243 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:23,959 or at least an indication of which direction they are heading in. Let's let's go this way quickly. 244 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,919 Okay, handy trick. 245 00:17:27,639 --> 00:17:29,639 Um, with this new 246 00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:33,879 ability, um, I'm gonna say that you track within 247 00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:39,240 You feel like you're getting very close. So it's been the better part of a day 248 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,519 whether you stopped for 249 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,480 Do I start seeing, um 250 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:52,359 Like sign of them again. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, you definitely once you once you cast the locate locate creature 251 00:17:52,920 --> 00:18:00,119 Um, you got back on path. You see the the markings start to appear back up and the further you go the fresher they get 252 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 um, so you feel like you're within 253 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,720 about 254 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,400 And you know an hour or less of catching up to them 255 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,400 Um 256 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,920 The genus are as I said very 257 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,800 secretive so 258 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,800 We are getting close when we get 259 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,360 very close we should 260 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,080 Perhaps 261 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,080 I should 262 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,240 Just approach to explain 263 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:34,600 Who we are and I think they are great warriors as I said 264 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,440 They will probably know we are we are coming or they will know when we are near them 265 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,279 Um 266 00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:42,200 Sounds reasonable 267 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,519 Yeah, I mean you've been here before you've met them before you take lead on this 268 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,600 As you've been traveling for a day, um 269 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,640 Yimbul and 270 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,360 How are Mannix's little legs doing does he need me to carry him on my shoulders? 271 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:04,920 Mannix still kind of seems like he's gliding. Right, right, right. He's got heelys on. Exactly 272 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:11,320 Are they light up heelys maybe they're below a rope you can't quite tell there's just there is an odd like 273 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,320 um 274 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,120 Under lit carriage thing happening. Yeah 275 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,279 so maybe 276 00:19:18,279 --> 00:19:24,440 Um, but so he's got an odd undercarriage making a note dn flint make a constitution saving throw 277 00:19:24,759 --> 00:19:32,120 Uh, this is like new heat that you're traveling in this. Oh nat 20. Oh, you're so robust 278 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,039 a six 279 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,119 Great constitution saving throw plus four 280 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:37,639 Ten 281 00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:38,680 Okay 282 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:44,519 I'm hot and sweaty you are hot and sweaty and you suffer a level of exhaustion 283 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,680 The three of you Mannix and everybody and flint and thea 284 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:56,279 Thea you you rp the way you get rp with now that you're getting levels of exhaustion and stuff. Okay 285 00:19:57,319 --> 00:20:01,319 Um yimbul you're going off to track down your friends 286 00:20:01,859 --> 00:20:03,079 completely 287 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:05,480 Um, I guess yeah once we're pretty close 288 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:07,079 um 289 00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:09,399 I think that would make sense. They are 290 00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:13,559 You get to a point where you think that it's time to separate 291 00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:18,199 And based off of your tracking, how many people do you expect to find here? 292 00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:23,559 I'm not sure that I know because any group even if it was just like two of them 293 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,519 They would have been making those markings because that is how they 294 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,439 kind of 295 00:20:28,439 --> 00:20:30,439 Find each other 296 00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:37,400 Uh, okay, you head off. Um, the three of you stay behind. Um, as you see yimbul disappear through the trees 297 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:42,519 Uh, what do you three do to pass the time until she comes back? 298 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,240 Um, I sit down 299 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,960 And I lean against a tree 300 00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:50,279 And I grab some fronds 301 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,000 From nearby 302 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,240 Bushy thingy and I start to fan myself 303 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,880 Is anybody else hot? 304 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,320 It's so hot 305 00:20:59,319 --> 00:21:03,799 Uh, I head over and use the fan that thea gifted me 306 00:21:04,759 --> 00:21:06,759 and add to the fanning 307 00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:12,279 I mean, it's really hot here. You're so sweet. It's so hot. Well, how are you not hot? 308 00:21:12,759 --> 00:21:14,119 No, I'm hot 309 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,200 but for some reason this armor seems like 310 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:25,399 Weirdly cool. You're wearing like four times more clothing than I am. Maybe it's the headband. I don't know what's going on, but maybe 311 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,160 Maybe 312 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,800 Yimbul you're tracking your your friends 313 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,800 um 314 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:36,519 Are you moving stealthily? Are you moving with intent to allow them? 315 00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:41,080 You know if they were to hear you to know that you're coming. How are you? How are you traveling? 316 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,800 Are you singing some sort of ditty? 317 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,360 Not singing a ditty. Um 318 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:52,440 I don't think i'm being like trying to be stealthy or anything. Um, I think they are 319 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,920 Um 320 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,960 I don't think they're like afraid of people generally. Um 321 00:22:00,759 --> 00:22:02,039 they just 322 00:22:02,039 --> 00:22:06,759 Choose to remain isolated unless they are coming to fight for the good guys. So 323 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,279 um, I am assuming that once I go see them 324 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,480 I can like talk to them and even though I probably won't know the two that I am going to see 325 00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:19,640 Or the however many that i'm going to see. Um, I can explain 326 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:25,880 That I spend time with them and blah blah. Okay, perfect. Uh, you head off and into the trees and after um, 327 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,520 About 10 or 15 minutes 328 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,280 um 329 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,720 Get to a point where you no longer see any 330 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:38,840 Of the markings not that you've lost them, but that they're just not there anymore 331 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,280 Hello 332 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,360 I feel like 333 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,360 You might be nearby 334 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,880 My name is yen bull. I spent time 335 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,480 With some of you 336 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,440 Two or three years ago 337 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:05,000 You you hear from behind you a branch crack 338 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,360 You turn and you see a a female genus our warrior 339 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,720 bearing the symbol 340 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,120 uh of tear 341 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,520 On a on an amulet around her neck 342 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,160 She has a bow loaded and aimed towards you 343 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,520 And says why are you following us? 344 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,840 This episode of Dumbgeons and Dragons is brought to you by hey, it's jelly entertainment 345 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:42,460 You can purchase their new novel the veiled monarch on amazon kindle and coming soon to audible.com 346 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:46,620 Or visit hey, it's jelly.com to get your copy today 347 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,059 Humans always tell me they think it's easier to be non-human 348 00:23:50,779 --> 00:23:55,340 They don't know what it's like to be one of us how difficult it is to keep your head above water 349 00:23:58,059 --> 00:24:04,700 You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you falconer looked back over his shoulder not a clue 350 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:07,660 I believe you have a mole 351 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,100 Me 352 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:14,700 Vince flew at falconer grabbing his shirt collar. Yes. I'm angry. I love them 353 00:24:15,259 --> 00:24:21,340 You love them too. Constance was like a sister to you. You call robert your nephew 354 00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:28,140 Leo and I both struggled against falconer and brian our minds and emotions were in such a state that we didn't know what we were 355 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:33,500 Doing all we could think of was getting back inside that room and killing jacob stewart 356 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,060 dead brian, please 357 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:41,919 Get the veiled monarch on amazon kindle and coming soon to audible.com 358 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:46,220 Or visit hey, it's jelly.com to get your copy 359 00:24:49,179 --> 00:24:52,139 And we're back in the middle again 360 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,859 Dun dun dun dun dun dun 361 00:24:54,859 --> 00:24:59,980 See how i've let russ take this back again because he so desperately needed something like this in his life. I just 362 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:03,259 Thanks everybody. He really seemed like he was throwing off last time 363 00:25:03,259 --> 00:25:07,500 I mean, I didn't say a single thing till the end. So really yeah, I was thrown off 364 00:25:08,779 --> 00:25:10,140 sorry 365 00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:13,019 Now is a crazy time and place that said 366 00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:16,220 Uh where you might find yourself with a little bit of extra time 367 00:25:16,779 --> 00:25:18,539 Some people have said 368 00:25:18,539 --> 00:25:21,500 Um, we have another show if you haven't gone and listened to it yet 369 00:25:22,059 --> 00:25:26,859 We thoroughly enjoy it everybody who has talked to us that has listened to us thoroughly enjoyed it 370 00:25:27,099 --> 00:25:29,099 And that show is called facing fate 371 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:32,779 The whole first season's out so it's fully bingeable 372 00:25:33,579 --> 00:25:39,500 You can listen to the whole thing. It is a little spooky warning. I didn't enjoy it too scary 373 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,700 Says the woman who was in it 374 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:46,539 Yeah, but it's very good. Yeah, it's excellent 375 00:25:46,539 --> 00:25:50,779 Yeah, russ, uh, you know, we do a lot of patting ourselves on the back every now and then but you know 376 00:25:50,859 --> 00:25:52,859 got a hats off to russ on this one because 377 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:56,779 Oh boy is it good. He took our shenanigans and turned it 378 00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:58,779 into 379 00:25:58,779 --> 00:26:04,379 Into something serious and kind of spooky right? Yeah, I don't know how I did it, but I did it 380 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:08,220 Um, so yeah first season of facing fate what facing fate is is our new show 381 00:26:08,299 --> 00:26:13,099 But it's still an actual play we play different game systems. The first one is fake core 382 00:26:14,059 --> 00:26:16,059 and we play a 383 00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:20,700 Real world quote unquote, uh futuristic sci-fi on the moon 384 00:26:21,259 --> 00:26:22,859 thriller genre 385 00:26:22,859 --> 00:26:26,539 Uh that uh, we had a lot of fun playing scared carla 386 00:26:27,099 --> 00:26:33,899 To the point of probably no sleep some nights. I had nightmares some nights when it left on like big cliffhangers and stuff 387 00:26:34,379 --> 00:26:36,379 Sure, there was some good ones. 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Thanks everybody 411 00:28:28,779 --> 00:28:30,779 Why are you following us 412 00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:33,340 I come 413 00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:35,340 seeking assistance from you 414 00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:38,460 I spent time with 415 00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:41,180 Jasim and some of the others 416 00:28:42,060 --> 00:28:44,060 several years ago, and I know you are 417 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,940 very mighty warriors and you will 418 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:50,860 Perhaps help my friends and I 419 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:58,299 A male voice comes out from behind you and says 420 00:29:01,259 --> 00:29:03,740 What is it you require 421 00:29:06,539 --> 00:29:13,740 Shangalar has sent an undead army that has taken over calum port and the city is falling in it is 422 00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:21,579 Is we need help to defeat him you wish to defeat shangalar you have an army yourself 423 00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:29,420 They'll know I have just myself and three others 424 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:37,339 You wish to take on a lich 425 00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:39,340 Which 426 00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:49,180 That can control an undead army and take down the largest oldest city in the world 427 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,020 With you 428 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:55,100 And three others 429 00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:57,260 Though I did not say 430 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,260 It would work, but we will try 431 00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:01,660 also 432 00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:04,860 two of them are are mighty warriors that have 433 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:10,780 Saved Faerun time and again, and now they are here and they will they will help us 434 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:17,980 Uh make a persuasion check 435 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:23,180 She like accidentally dropped our business card 436 00:30:25,820 --> 00:30:27,820 Uh 13 437 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:31,820 You see the two 438 00:30:31,819 --> 00:30:35,740 Uh, you kind of step back and you can see the two now they've moved in front of you 439 00:30:38,859 --> 00:30:40,859 And they're looking to each other 440 00:30:42,539 --> 00:30:49,819 That is a tall order to ask the man says 441 00:30:52,539 --> 00:30:57,819 Yes, you are right the woman steps forward and says we 442 00:30:57,819 --> 00:31:00,859 We wish 443 00:31:03,659 --> 00:31:14,079 We had more to give you but going up against shangalar with six people would be suicide 444 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,500 Perhaps you could 445 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:26,619 Speak to more janice are and and and bring them we will we will start and you will come 446 00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:29,180 Help us 447 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:36,300 The nearest settlement is 448 00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:40,380 A day away 449 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:46,300 You are going at this with or without us yes, yes, I must 450 00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:50,060 Defend my city 451 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:56,380 It's very noble stupid but noble 452 00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:58,940 and 453 00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:01,820 We will hurry 454 00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:06,140 And hope that 455 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:11,180 You make it until we get back 456 00:32:14,940 --> 00:32:16,940 Thank you 457 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:22,620 If you see just seem tell him yen bull is fighting 458 00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:25,580 Um 459 00:32:26,540 --> 00:32:28,540 Okay 460 00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:31,900 Totally 461 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:33,900 You bet will do got it 462 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:38,540 Yen bull yen bull is fighting 463 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:43,660 Let me write that one down, I don't know if i'm gonna remember 464 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:49,500 Of course. Yes. We will tell jaseem that you are fighting the good fight 465 00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:54,700 Right before they turn the woman speaks up and says I am zana 466 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,420 And this is massoud 467 00:32:57,420 --> 00:32:59,980 We will do what we can to bring you aid 468 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,299 if 469 00:33:02,299 --> 00:33:04,299 the janice our council 470 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,619 declines 471 00:33:06,619 --> 00:33:08,619 You will not see us 472 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:11,500 I understand zana massoud. Thank you 473 00:33:14,779 --> 00:33:16,779 They bow their heads 474 00:33:16,859 --> 00:33:18,059 Yes 475 00:33:18,059 --> 00:33:24,859 And they begin walking off in the direction where you were tracking them. Well, I want to zip back to my friends pretty quick 476 00:33:26,539 --> 00:33:29,819 Where do we where do we come in with flint thea and um 477 00:33:30,779 --> 00:33:36,460 Mannix my arms are real tired from i've i've lost the gossamer cape 478 00:33:37,819 --> 00:33:44,299 I have like stripped down to like covering important bits, but i'm like gross sweaty 479 00:33:44,859 --> 00:33:48,700 It's only been about an hour. Oh god, it feels like forever 480 00:33:50,059 --> 00:33:53,659 How long have we been in this jungle when yen bull runs back up? 481 00:33:56,220 --> 00:34:00,299 Well, uh, how did uh, how'd it go well they 482 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:05,740 I found two they will 483 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:12,619 Go to their gathering and ask more to come help, but they could not come now 484 00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:20,860 So perhaps soon we will have reinforcements but for now 485 00:34:22,220 --> 00:34:24,220 It might just be us 486 00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:28,620 Did you say did you say really convincing things like 487 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,940 when he's done with 488 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:35,900 Callum port, he's probably coming here next, you know stuff like that the real light of fire 489 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:39,820 I think this guy's not gonna stop at like, you know, just one city 490 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:44,539 You are you are probably right he will overtake all of callum shan 491 00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:52,059 You seem and did you tell them that did do they seem like they really want to help 492 00:34:53,019 --> 00:34:57,420 Well, I don't i am not so good with words as you thea 493 00:34:58,539 --> 00:35:04,539 Oh, okay. Now do we think that maybe it might be colder up on the giant floating pyramid. Oh 494 00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:07,180 You are finding it too hot 495 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:10,139 It is very hot 496 00:35:10,219 --> 00:35:16,699 Yeah, i've been fanning her like non-stop here. Your muscles look super great though flint flint make a constitution saving throw 497 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:23,579 Because of the muscles 18 before bonus 498 00:35:26,379 --> 00:35:29,259 I was hoping that you'd get exhaustion just based on 499 00:35:31,659 --> 00:35:33,659 22 500 00:35:33,659 --> 00:35:37,579 I am so sorry. We traveled all this way and perhaps not even 501 00:35:38,619 --> 00:35:40,619 found help but 502 00:35:40,859 --> 00:35:44,619 I have a solution for how we can get back 503 00:35:45,739 --> 00:35:47,739 To the base of the mountains near the pyramid 504 00:35:49,579 --> 00:35:51,579 Without you getting more tired 505 00:35:52,379 --> 00:35:53,899 Lay it on me sister. What do you got? 506 00:35:53,899 --> 00:36:00,219 So I take off my backpack and there's like what looks like a bedroll rolled up on it and I unroll it 507 00:36:01,179 --> 00:36:03,179 Just go to sleep 508 00:36:04,219 --> 00:36:07,099 Okay, you guys gonna carry me and it is, uh 509 00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:12,379 a beautiful like intricately woven carpet 510 00:36:14,059 --> 00:36:16,059 And 511 00:36:25,819 --> 00:36:30,779 I roll it out and it's it's quite big it ends up being you know, like 512 00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:36,220 Four by six feet and uh, I say 513 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:40,220 It's here 514 00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,860 And it floats up into the air 515 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:48,700 That is a hell of a trick this is so cool 516 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:54,940 Is this way you can save energy before we have to fight 517 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,940 Right 518 00:36:57,579 --> 00:36:59,579 And great idea yanbo, thank you 519 00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:02,619 um 520 00:37:02,619 --> 00:37:05,019 This is a dia gets on and just lays down. This is a 521 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,619 Rude question, but how much do you weigh? 522 00:37:12,059 --> 00:37:14,619 Y'all are fine. It's gonna be carry the four 523 00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:18,059 Like a hundred 524 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:22,619 Like a hundred eleven pounds with all my stuff 525 00:37:23,579 --> 00:37:30,859 It's just tiny I so tiny I way fish way fish. Yes, that's why I get fucking beat up all the goddamn time 526 00:37:31,659 --> 00:37:33,659 This will be no problem 527 00:37:34,139 --> 00:37:35,659 and I get up 528 00:37:35,659 --> 00:37:37,500 on there with you and then 529 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:41,900 It like lowers a little bit so that Mannix can get up and flint can get up on there, too 530 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:44,619 But we can all ride on the magic carpet 531 00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,699 I'm so excited. I mean 532 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:51,500 Mannix looks to you and says did you 533 00:37:52,779 --> 00:37:54,059 Steal 534 00:37:54,059 --> 00:38:00,859 One of these no, I would or are you paying out the ass for I did not it is not a rental 535 00:38:02,059 --> 00:38:03,900 I did not rent it 536 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:09,259 On one of my journeys. I met a man in the desert and we had uh 537 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,900 How do you say a uh, uh bit uh 538 00:38:15,339 --> 00:38:20,380 He oh you were gambling a little bit of gambling. Yes, and i've won it 539 00:38:23,019 --> 00:38:25,019 Wow 540 00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:28,219 I mean, that's awesome. Was it a dice game by any chance? 541 00:38:29,339 --> 00:38:33,739 It was not it is a complicated game with many moving pieces 542 00:38:34,059 --> 00:38:39,980 And there is dice and then words and you have to solve a puzzle to be honest. I didn't even really know how to play 543 00:38:41,179 --> 00:38:43,980 Well, there's nothing at all sinister about 544 00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:49,179 Winning a magical item from someone you don't know in a way that you don't really feel like you earned 545 00:38:50,219 --> 00:38:52,219 Shall we 546 00:38:52,699 --> 00:38:54,699 uh 547 00:38:55,579 --> 00:38:58,859 Uh, do you fly through the trees or do you fly above the trees? 548 00:38:59,659 --> 00:39:04,699 It doesn't say how high it can fly. I guess it depends. It's a magic carpet. It can fly 549 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:08,460 Um, then I guess wherever you want it, I guess above the trees 550 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:13,819 But maybe in like the top of the canopy so that we're not getting like thwacked by leaves 551 00:39:13,819 --> 00:39:15,819 But um, we're not just like 552 00:39:16,539 --> 00:39:18,539 Shake it off. What's up? 553 00:39:19,579 --> 00:39:21,579 Sure coming for you 554 00:39:21,819 --> 00:39:26,779 So now we should be probably twice as fast probably should have pulled this out earlier because now we go, uh 555 00:39:27,259 --> 00:39:29,420 60 feet instead of 30 is our movement 556 00:39:30,219 --> 00:39:32,940 Yeah, that's fine. So you make it back in half the time 557 00:39:35,099 --> 00:39:38,699 No incident, I mean you see various different animals 558 00:39:39,819 --> 00:39:47,340 But nothing that really makes a move to try and track you down as prey. What kind of animals? There's some uh monkeys 559 00:39:48,539 --> 00:39:50,299 some 560 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,300 Jaguar-esque creatures 561 00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:59,580 Smaller creatures that you see kind of scurrying around can't really get a good eye on because you're now flying up 562 00:40:00,220 --> 00:40:04,220 Um, and you make it back to the location of which you started 563 00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:08,460 It's like the base of the mountain. Yeah, yeah base of the mountain. You see the fortress up 564 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,620 Floating amidst the cloud now. We at least know how we're gonna 565 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:15,740 Get to the fortress 566 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:20,700 Manic says I don't think that guacamole could have carried us all up there at the same time 567 00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:23,100 um, you 568 00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:25,100 Magic carpet up 569 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:29,820 When russ closes the door, amy opens a carpet. I believe that's the saying 570 00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:33,660 Carla opened the carpet. I don't know if I like that 571 00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:38,380 Dear oh my 572 00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:42,620 So, okay fair. So you're flying up with the intent. You were just in mexico, Carla 573 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,579 You're flying up with the intent to begin battle 574 00:40:46,539 --> 00:40:51,339 One of you has a level of exhaustion. No, we're not flying. Wait. I don't think we said we were flying up there 575 00:40:51,339 --> 00:40:55,579 I said we she said we had the means to fly up. No, I said now 576 00:40:55,579 --> 00:41:00,380 We have a way to fly up there because I don't think guacamole could have flown us all up at the same time 577 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:05,579 Listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth. I don't think I thought we camped at the base of the mountain 578 00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:10,940 Yeah, all right. I'm exhausted man. All right, you may camp at the base of the mountain 579 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:15,340 It's only in our other game that amy just shoots a guard without any play. Yes 580 00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:20,300 No, I fia is much more like precious right now. Fair enough. Okay 581 00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:26,300 Uh, you make camp at the base of the mountain kind of in in the in the forest line, and i'm no longer exhausted 582 00:41:26,619 --> 00:41:28,139 um 583 00:41:28,139 --> 00:41:29,340 uh 584 00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:32,380 If you take a long rest, which is eight hours 585 00:41:32,539 --> 00:41:37,179 Okay, but what she's an elf I was just gonna say what if I meditate for four? All right 586 00:41:37,339 --> 00:41:43,739 Well, okay, I mean everybody else still has to sleep too. So if you're going full long rest 587 00:41:46,059 --> 00:41:49,419 For everybody else sure if you're not 588 00:41:51,019 --> 00:41:53,019 Everybody else gets exhausted 589 00:41:54,059 --> 00:41:55,179 Let's 590 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:58,940 We're bringing exhaustion into this game. Okay. Why are we getting exhausted? 591 00:41:59,019 --> 00:42:05,419 Oh because we've just been up because you if you don't sleep for yeah, I say we all have a nap 592 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,740 All right, uh you take 593 00:42:08,539 --> 00:42:13,900 Proper rotation of keeping an eye on things. Yeah dibs first on sleeping first. Okay 594 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,500 Yeah, you make it through the night 595 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,900 With all this great planning 596 00:42:21,579 --> 00:42:26,220 If you don't say you take a rotation I throw shit at you, of course we take rotation 597 00:42:28,059 --> 00:42:32,220 What are we noobs? Yeah, you wake up the next morning all rested and refreshed 598 00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:34,540 Manic says 599 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:37,340 So what is your plan? 600 00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:39,100 Yes 601 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,100 What is our plan? 602 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:45,020 Oh my yes. Oh, what is our plan? 603 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:48,940 Yes, it's basically the we have a plan the not it 604 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:53,420 Okay, here it is. I'm just who's on first. I'm just gonna throw it out there 605 00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:55,980 We 606 00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:57,980 Go up 607 00:42:58,619 --> 00:43:05,820 Okay, i'm with you so far and we present ourselves as um big fans 608 00:43:07,579 --> 00:43:09,740 Of what mr. Lich is up to 609 00:43:11,099 --> 00:43:14,699 Okay, I feel like this might not be but you know, i'm willing to hear it out big fans 610 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:17,179 You know 611 00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:19,179 love is work 612 00:43:19,420 --> 00:43:21,420 Uh seen some of it firsthand 613 00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:24,519 Wondering if he needs, you know 614 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,500 some advisors or you know some like 615 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:29,980 some 616 00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:31,980 Peeps to 617 00:43:32,699 --> 00:43:34,699 Just tell him how great he is 618 00:43:35,579 --> 00:43:41,179 Okay, i'm gonna throw another plan out there. Yes, please and you tell me if it's as ridiculous as yours 619 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:43,579 We're playing this game 620 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:47,099 Yeah, so we show up and we claim that we're 621 00:43:48,380 --> 00:43:53,900 Follow up people from the amulet store and we realize that we sold him the wrong amulet 622 00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:57,099 And we need to switch it out for the real amulet 623 00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:59,420 Yours is more ridiculous in mind. I think 624 00:44:00,299 --> 00:44:02,299 I don't feel like it is 625 00:44:02,539 --> 00:44:05,739 Okay, manic speaks up and says funny people 626 00:44:07,819 --> 00:44:11,339 You are walking into the iron fortress of shangalar 627 00:44:12,539 --> 00:44:14,539 with multiple layers 628 00:44:15,659 --> 00:44:17,659 Of battle 629 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,739 with undead 630 00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:25,659 Okay, so here's what we do we fly to the top layer 631 00:44:26,619 --> 00:44:28,619 There is no entrance 632 00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:31,099 except by portal 633 00:44:31,899 --> 00:44:33,899 Can you make one of those? 634 00:44:35,179 --> 00:44:37,739 I know where one is which is why we are here 635 00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:40,940 Yeah, but can you make it anywhere? 636 00:44:41,819 --> 00:44:42,619 No 637 00:44:42,619 --> 00:44:44,619 Oh, okay. There goes that one 638 00:44:46,139 --> 00:44:52,379 Look I just wanted to say that I was joking with my plan before in case anyone thought it was serious 639 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:57,660 It's hard to tell sometimes with you funny people from another place 640 00:45:00,059 --> 00:45:07,420 Fair maybe we try the sneaky route we sneaky sneak in 641 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:12,619 We quietly kill whoever we have to quietly kill 642 00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:17,660 I mean, it's really easy to dispose of a body if you can like, you know throw it off of a 643 00:45:18,059 --> 00:45:20,059 Like hovering yeah 644 00:45:20,059 --> 00:45:27,179 I mean just throw it right off a flying pyramid, but we quietly make our way up to the top and um, you know 645 00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:31,659 This so far is the best plan 646 00:45:32,619 --> 00:45:33,579 I 647 00:45:33,579 --> 00:45:38,460 Have never I mean it's not saying much, but you're right. I have never saved the world before 648 00:45:40,219 --> 00:45:43,179 Okay, we usually do so very accidentally so I 649 00:45:43,819 --> 00:45:50,139 I trust decimators of dragons to know the right thing to do 650 00:45:53,339 --> 00:45:55,339 I feel we are unprepared 651 00:45:56,779 --> 00:46:02,799 But they don't know how to get more prepared so that's kind of how we start all of our adventures very unprepared 652 00:46:04,139 --> 00:46:05,099 You know 653 00:46:05,099 --> 00:46:09,339 Okay, there's gonna be a five-headed dragon. Are we ready for this? No. Okay 654 00:46:10,379 --> 00:46:12,379 Let's do this 655 00:46:13,819 --> 00:46:15,819 Okay, so we portal on up there 656 00:46:17,259 --> 00:46:18,779 Sneak around 657 00:46:18,779 --> 00:46:20,779 Kill whoever needs killing 658 00:46:21,019 --> 00:46:24,619 And then kill the lich. This is easy only four things 659 00:46:25,819 --> 00:46:27,819 That's four step plan 660 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:30,539 Super concise plan 661 00:46:30,539 --> 00:46:34,219 And and somewhere in there finding the amulet. Yes 662 00:46:35,019 --> 00:46:37,019 Well, I assume he has it on his person 663 00:46:37,899 --> 00:46:40,219 That would be easier than if he had it somewhere else 664 00:46:41,180 --> 00:46:43,660 In his safe deposit box, it's the bank 665 00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:47,580 Back in who's a funny person now 666 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:53,260 We're rubbing off on her I don't know whether or not to be happy or sad 667 00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:58,620 All right. So I I think that is our best plan. Maybe we should 668 00:47:00,540 --> 00:47:03,580 We don't we don't know you two very well in terms of 669 00:47:04,220 --> 00:47:09,820 What you bring to a battle? I know what I can trust flint to do which is smash everything 670 00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:12,460 um 671 00:47:12,460 --> 00:47:14,220 but what 672 00:47:14,220 --> 00:47:16,220 What would you say your strengths are? 673 00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:21,020 I am 674 00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:23,740 Not so strong 675 00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:27,900 But I beg to differ but I 676 00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:31,740 Am 677 00:47:31,740 --> 00:47:33,740 Pretty good with the magic 678 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:36,540 And 679 00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:38,940 I am good for 680 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,740 healing 681 00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:43,740 When you are hurt 682 00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:48,460 Very helpful awesome. Um 683 00:47:50,940 --> 00:47:52,940 You sir mannex, how about you 684 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:57,659 I I know you do that hover thing. That's pretty cool. Thank you. Thank you 685 00:47:58,460 --> 00:47:59,820 I 686 00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:03,019 Well, how do you sum up being able to? 687 00:48:03,159 --> 00:48:05,159 To 688 00:48:06,059 --> 00:48:09,820 Destroy or bring back life 689 00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:13,820 Walk between the ethereal 690 00:48:15,579 --> 00:48:17,579 Thea gives flint a look 691 00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:20,940 Skip between planes 692 00:48:23,659 --> 00:48:28,460 Okay, and how is that applicable to what we can do but you can smash I can 693 00:48:29,420 --> 00:48:34,220 Well, I'm not gonna don't worry what do you don't worry i've got i've got it covered 694 00:48:36,059 --> 00:48:37,820 Look funny people 695 00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:41,420 I've been dealing with this shit a long time. Oh, I broke them 696 00:48:42,860 --> 00:48:46,059 I like that. He's just getting like all bets are off now 697 00:48:47,019 --> 00:48:54,539 All i'm wondering is in the heat of battle walking between the ethereal and the material planes 698 00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:57,019 Is great. Um 699 00:48:57,099 --> 00:49:02,940 But is there anything specifically maybe that you can give us that would give us an edge or an advantage upon 700 00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:05,980 entering sneaking 701 00:49:07,980 --> 00:49:09,980 Coming face to face with a lich 702 00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:16,780 Also, what's the best course of action when we are face to face with a lich don't be face to face with a lich 703 00:49:17,259 --> 00:49:20,780 Oh, well, that's unhelpful. I feel like we're going to end up there 704 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:27,420 Yeah, if we don't end up face to face with a lich we've died somewhere between level like bottom and 705 00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:30,140 Is the concern? 706 00:49:30,140 --> 00:49:32,220 Don't worry. I can bring you back 707 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:37,019 And I can heal you before you go and have to be brought back 708 00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:40,860 Okay, Mannix walks over to you thea 709 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:45,900 Ushers you to bend down 710 00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:54,059 You want me to bend the knee no, i'm just kidding I crouched down don't be weird about it 711 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,500 Um he 712 00:49:57,579 --> 00:49:59,500 Thanks carolyn 713 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:01,500 He puts his hand up 714 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,619 says 715 00:50:02,619 --> 00:50:04,619 may I 716 00:50:05,260 --> 00:50:11,420 I don't know. It depends where your hand is up near your face. Okay. Yes, you may put his hand up near your face 717 00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:17,180 You just hand up my skirt my what puts his hand up near your face, okay? 718 00:50:20,059 --> 00:50:22,059 It says you have some darkness in you 719 00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:27,980 And places his hand on your cheek and temple 720 00:50:29,579 --> 00:50:31,579 Closes his eyes 721 00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:37,740 And yen bull and flint you see thea's eyes roll back in her head 722 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:41,180 Did he did he just kill her what happened here 723 00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:50,140 Thea you are now in a dark place 724 00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:54,140 Mannix is standing beside you 725 00:50:57,500 --> 00:51:03,980 Wait dark like there's no light or like dark mineral dark place right dark like there's no light, but you feel like dread 726 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:07,020 pour down on top of you 727 00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:13,500 You take a few steps and you hear splash splash splash 728 00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:17,420 Where are we 729 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:21,100 You tell me how am I supposed to know 730 00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:30,700 In a quick flash you see Nulara before you oh no, you're not real. You're not real. You're not real 731 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:36,220 Mannix snaps and you're back 732 00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:40,860 I like push his hand away from my face 733 00:51:44,540 --> 00:51:48,620 I will help you fix that after we stop this 734 00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:59,680 And I just nod obviously really shaken and move myself away from Mannix 735 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 You 736 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:11,140 The intro song nowhere land is by Kavin mcleod of incompetech.filmmusic.io 737 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,660 All other music and sound effects can be found at epidemicsound.com 738 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:26,560 A huge thank you to our supporting producers christian brown creighton's raven devin michaels gabriel lynch jacob madden 739 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,280 joshua dixon cat water flame 740 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,040 and stevie 741 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:35,060 To find out more how you can support dumbs and the dragons visit Patreon.com 742 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Slash dumb dragon cast 743 00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,320 Thank you for listening. Have a great week 744 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,720 We'll talk soon 745 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:46,160 Before they turn the woman speaks up and says I am zana 746 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,200 And this is massoud 747 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,280 And we notice that you ask for our help but not for our names 748 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,080 Can we at least like sing the end of it 749 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,440 On a magic carpet ride 750 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,360 And then no more you'll be killed by liches 751 00:53:07,279 --> 00:53:10,239 Because liches give stitches to you 752 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,360 Tom just pulled up scissors was like 753 00:53:14,639 --> 00:53:17,440 Don't pull on me and then put them down. I was like 754 00:53:18,079 --> 00:53:19,279 That's right 755 00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:24,239 It's very confusing the adventure going on crafting projects going on over there. What are you cutting? 756 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:28,560 Well, he's not trying to find his way out of this mess I have forced us into 757 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,660 Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons production